While we foreigners tend to complain and moan about things from time to time. A trip back to the West certainly tends to make you appreciate the little things in life..like a smile
JETSTAR Melbourne to Perth. JQ 968 – 2 Oct 2011
IS THIS NOT THE WORST AIRLINE IN SE ASIA??
A Special Thanks for the inspiration of this articles must go to those Jetstar Representatives on Melbourne to Perth, Flight JQ 968 – 2 OCT 2011. Your attitude, demeanor, and sheer arrogant bloody minded personalities would make a night flight with Freddy Kruger Airlines preferable to flying with you lot again. To the po faced, over weight cow that took great pleasure in ramming the drinks trolley (you pay) into the knees of any passenger who had the temerity to let their knee drift into aisle in their sad attempt to prevent permanent joint damage, may your chickens turn into emus and kick your outhouse down.
Just for you Dear Flight Attendant Harkonea, unfortunately the xenophobic and paranoid security protocols that infect all aspects of travel within Australia prevented the appropriate response to your purposely ramming people’s knees. However I trust you will understand the next time when walking down a Perth street and a stranger named Karma races up and kicks you fair in the crutch.
One has to ask what one has done and what combination of ancient powerful curses and assorted hexs has been invoked for a traveler to be condemned to fly the Mangy Roos skinflint, mongrel bastard offspring better know in a ultimate tribute to irony as Jetstar. The unwary journeyman fresh from being dotted upon by Asian Airlines is easy prey for this corporate coven of aged, sour faced harpies and troll like attendants with wizened grasping claws and ear grating shrine. The traveler’s tortured descent into the Dante’s seven layers of (airline) hell begins the moment they approach the check in counter with disembodied voice, amplified and further distorted by a crackling sound system warn ominously of the penalties should any uppity peons try to sneak onto their cylinder of travel with more that two pieces of hand carried luggage (We will take it off you and IF WE FEEL like it we might send on a later plane).
Seriously when will Australia dump this tax payer funded, protected nest of no-hopers and declare OPEN SKIES.
JETSTAR – YOUR CHOICE FOR BOGAN HOLIDAYS TO BALI